Today is the greatest day of your life, because today you found out that there is such a thing as Ultimate Tazerball. What is Ultimate Tazerball you ask? Well that is the most amazing question I have ever heard, and better yet, it comes with an even more amazing answer. Ultimate Tazerball is where stupidity meets boredom. Ultimate Tazerball is where humans take a practical device used by peace officers to save lives and prevent injury, and begin to willingly electrocute each other as they chase one another around in a confined area. Yes, I just said that.
If you watch the video above, you can clearly see the talent they are utilizing to fill the team rosters are the crem de la crem of society. My favorite part of the informative video above has to be when Jason Bornstein states, “It hurts man, it doesn’t feel good.” Really? It hurts?
This sport was actually invented in Canada, but it is illegal to play there, so the next live match is in Bangkok, Thailand. You can check out the official website that currently has 779 amazing facebook fans by clicking here. With only four teams at the moment we won’t be seeing this on ESPN any time soon, but ESPN 18, you never know.
Would you par take in Ultimate Tazerball?