So you thought you had seen it all?  Well then, I have a treat for you!

Going down (no pun intended) tonight in San Francisco are the Air Sex Championships.  Take a moment to let that settle in…  Can you say Giggity Giggity?

So you thought air guitar was as far as it would go?  Well you didn’t think online dating would be considered normal, now did you?  So here’s the scoop.  You have 2 minutes, your own soundtrack, and a simulated climax standing in your way.  If you can do it better, wilder, funnier, sexier? You will be crowned champion of your city.

That’s just the beginning.  Can you say Regionals? If you can really get your groove on, you are headed to Austin, TX for the WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS!  Did you ever think you would be a world champion of anything?  Let’s face it, if you are at all considering taking part in this contest, the answer is no.

So dust off your Barry White records, and poor yourself a glass of the finest cavasier, it’s about to get funky!  Check out the Elbo Room in San Francisco for an opportunity to leave your hater mark in the history books.  If you can’t make it there, you have another opportunity to get crunk with your junk in Oakland next Tuesday October 18th.

If you are able to make either show, we would love to hear about the experience.  Please leave G-Rated comments about all that you see.