Product Review: The Finest Coat in the World


I just bought… I mean, let’s call a spade a spade, shall we?… the most amazing coat in the world. Its found at Gentlemen’s Emporium. It costs about $280. So, for the price of $240 worth of pudding and some high-end honey, you can dress yourself as you were a modern day prince.

Pure joy is radiating from every bit. Ahhhh. I’m naming him Withnail. He’s the son of a one-eyed tinkerer. he’s made his fortune in the importation of the finest saffrons. He can throw a baseball 142 miles an hour. He will turn the skin of lesser men to jelly if they dare try him on… We are about to embark on an amazing adventure…

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